I have a fabulous collection of stamps, as well as a fantastic collection of coins and a simply What youre afraid of. I dont need to hear this sh*t from you! But none could describe this place. I was afraid that I wouldnt survive the next few minutes while they turned off the machines. So you find yourself trying to remember the things that made you happy. You chose to murder my daughter. [2], The play opened Off-Broadway at the Phoenix Repertory Theatre on February 26, 1962. So, here is the truth about me. (Pause. . But I couldnt leave. I remember the first time I saw it. . (Sadly.) At that point I panicked. Im alone. But tell that to the inmates who are kept in cages and told that they dont have any rights at all. Did you hear that? Quiche isn't Sexy - humorous monologue about romantic disappointment. Pappa, pappa, stackars pappa, mamma har hngt dig i garderoben och jag knner mig s nere var den svenska titeln p Arthur L. Kopits teaterpjs Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad, som senare ocks blev film.Pjsen hade premir p Broadway i New York 1965.. Pjsen. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events 0000007067 00000 n The film stars Rosalind Russell, Robert Morse and Barbara Harris; Harris was the only main cast member who had also appeared in the original, Off-Broadway production of the play. 0000032450 00000 n The IRA was nowhere near as scary as what had just happened to our lives. They they take needles and poke at my hands. This film was completed in 1965 but Paramount didn't release it until 1967. Thats the one. I could! She doesnt wash her hair, and she has on the same outfit shes worn for three days, but she puts on lipstick! The Long Farewell. Every inch of me shall perish. Now, by my life,Old fools are babes again; and must be usedWith cheques as flatteries,when they are seen abused.Remember what I tell you. The one thats telling you dont. Anger, which I guess is a variation of rage and sometimes it gives way to panic, which in my case is also a variation of rage. In case of emergency. But you have a great excuse, because the rainforest isnt wired for cell service. (Beat.) It wasnt a miscarriage. No, know Soranzo,I have a spirit doth as much distasteThe slavery of fearing thee, as thouDost loathe the memory of what hath passed. . But I dont want to be talked to like some incurably sick patient you have to comfort. 0000022746 00000 n I drank without thinking. A monologue from the tv series created by Taylor Sheridan. I trusted her. But I will not follow thesewhere my honor is concerned, the captivation of my feelings does not abate my courage. I loved you as long ago as the time I asked you to read the stone angels with your fingers. I mean, just what am I striving to create anyway? 0000024572 00000 n 0000017771 00000 n All her clothes were gone. Cause if youre getting a divorce, you havent changed a bit. I couldve lived with a professor of Middle English, for example, if he was a moral man and had tenure at Princeton. 67/53. Filming was completed by July 1965. Surrounded by the illusion of order. It was an abortion, Michael! 1318 0 obj <>stream He left. Funerals are quiet, but deaths--not always. Drama Notebook holds a monthly Monologue Contest open to kids and teens from around the world. Thus my lot appearsNot sad, but blissful; for had I enduredTo leave my mothers son unburied there,I should have grieved with reason, but not now.And if in this thou judgest me a fool,Methinks the judge of follys not acquit. Brienne the Beauty they called me. Let's check out this play's plot via StageAgent: After being kicked out of culinary school, aspiring chef Pax returns to his hometown to regroup. Granted, I didnt realize until later what waxing and waning implied. But had to be burned like rubbish! Its everywhere. She moistens her lips.). A monologue from the tv series created by Sam Levinson. 0000034128 00000 n And if you cant work up a winter passion for me, the least I require is respect and allegiance! about long-term improvement and adaptive skills for the real world and all that sh*t. does it not show too clearly over whom thou art destined to reign? We would lunch someplace while shopping. So Mary Beth, my therapist, says I flunked Peek-A-Boo. And then when he comes over to pick me up, she puts on lipstick! How to destroy Ellaria Sand, the woman who murdered my only daughter. So who am I? Well, I don't mind your holding me, Commodore, but at the moment you happen to be holding me a bit too tight. What I am is a survivor. What studied torments, tyrant, hast for me?What wheels? Just for the summer! it waxes, nears me nowWoe, woe for me, Apollo of the dawn!Lo, how the woman-thing, the lionessCouched with the wolfher noble mate afarWill slay me, slave forlorn! But here? Number 1,352,768 was a fake, and number 1,352,769 was a fake. Bethink thee, sister, of our fathers fate,Abhorred, dishonored, self-convinced of sin,Blinded, himself his executioner.Think of his mother-wife (ill sorted names)Done by a noose herself had twined to deathAnd last, our hapless brethren in one day,Both in a mutual destiny involved,Self-slaughtered, both the slayer and the slain.Bethink thee, sister, we are left alone;Shall we not perish wretchedest of all,If in defiance of the law we crossA monarchs will?weak women, think of that,Not framed by nature to contend with men.Remember this too that the stronger rules;We must obey his orders, these or worse.Therefore I plead compulsion and entreatThe dead to pardon. From the play Hello, Goodbye, Peace. But that wasnt your lovers way, was it? Cause she met another girl. My father sent me ten dollars every week, his lotto money. 0000014832 00000 n fires] in order to extinguish my own. 0000027747 00000 n A monologue from the play by Tennessee Williams. Tis I:Do you know me now? 0000043110 00000 n repose] this day depends upon it. 0000025434 00000 n Ill to my brother:Though he hath fallen by prompture of the blood,Yet hath he in him such a mind of honour.That, had he twenty heads to tender downOn twenty bloody blocks, held yield them up,Before his sister should her body stoopTo such abhorrd pollution.Then, Isabel, live chaste, and, brother, die:More than our brother is our chastity.Ill tell him yet of Angelos request,And fit his mind to death, for his souls rest. Which gave my mother relief, because it meant that in the bad times, there would be good times. (They sit in silence for a few beats. And Jules talking about how were gonna live together when she goes off to college and sleep in the same bed, and be together forever. Directors Richard Quine Alexander Mackendrick (uncredited) Writers Arthur Kopit (play) Ian Bernard (screenplay) Herbert Baker (narration for Jonathan Winters written by) Stars Watch the movie 2013 (Ben Whishaw)|1978 (Derek Jacobi)|2013 (Royal Shakespeare Theater. I know. I love you. . I sit there and look at the website and imagine. Men go out with me, we break up, and then they get married! Then continues.) Because here doesnt care. Why have you made my dress so long, Mother? I know Ill sleep all the better. What have I got, Harry? Do you know the difference, or is there only one way for you? Your daughter is a beauty too. But she doesnt listen. A monologue from the tv series written by David Benioff & D.B. Those lips. Not even my parents. Im damned if Im gonna stand here and have you tell me youre in love with somebody else! Ah, you say that isnt true. A telescope so I might be able to see. Well, sir I happen to have nearly a billion sta-stamps. Steel Magnolias 2. 0000026006 00000 n I don't think I'll ever understand the 60's? 1 minute and 23 seconds later the plane crashed into a field. And I know you love me. My second joyAnd first-fruits of my body, from his presenceI am barrd, like one infectious. 0000034695 00000 n I shall die here. The little girl-dress suits me better than that old sack. A monologue from the play by Tracey Scott Wilson. what old or newer tortureMust I receive, whose every word deservesTo taste of thy most worst? At some point in her life, Melanie went off track and ever since she's been trying to find her true calling. 0000033592 00000 n It makes tomorrow all right. Because I saw you. )Portal of Hades, thus I bid thee hail!Grant me one boona swift and mortal stroke,That all unwrung by pain, with ebbing bloodShed forth in quiet death, I close mine eyes. Drag queens also would be barred from performing between 1 a.m. and 8 a.m. Monday through Saturday and between 1 a.m. and noon on Sunday. Oh yes, my nose would finally be able to smell the sweet scent of roses. And is that the America that this Court really wants to live in? They hook me up to a machine and take turns running electrical currents through my stumps. Charlie, Rachel, Mona - none of his female relationships are healthy and full of trust, and he's jealous and possessive as a result. And what I really dont understand is how come everybody else isnt screaming with boredom too. 0000028916 00000 n I should have said that my mother took an extra shift so I could have a new coat every year. I never heard a sound like that. Finds brotherhood in thee no sharper spur?Hath love in thy old blood no living fire?Edwards seven sons, whereof thyself art one,Were as seven vials of his sacred blood,Or seven fair branches springing from one root:Some of those seven are dried by natures course,Some of those branches by the Destinies cut;But Thomas, my dear lord, my life, my Gloucester,One vial full of Edwards sacred blood,One flourishing branch of his most royal root,Is crackd, and all the precious liquor spilt,Is hackd down, and his summer leaves all faded,By envys hand and murders bloody axe.Ah, Gaunt, his blood was thine! Even if I didnt see anything else, I did see you. This is the best I could come up with, okay? Hell no. Arthur Lee Kopit (born May 10, 1937, New York City) is an American playwright. I can hardly look at you standing by your bags. Does this my hair not tell the tale?Can you not see these scars,these signs of savage blows, this blood?And are you men of honour?Are you my father and my kin?Are you so cold, so cruelyour very souls arent torn apartto see such suffering?But no, your town is aptly named,and youre not men, but sheep!Let me be armed for battle, then,if youre so hard of heart,such stocks and stones, such tigresses . I dont know. Comedic contemporary monologue for a woman from the play "F-Stop" by Olga Humphrey. But sometimes. Until she gets a boyfriend. 0000012129 00000 n Somewhere between civil rights marches, Vietnam, moon landings, LSD, and the myriad of other things that came put of that time, also came some of the oddest movies ever. No one said a word. Its a bad plan. You will lie with the rest of your kind in the dirt your dreams forgotten. Dont scold, Mother darling. These feelings of futility in relation to my work. You do whatever you want. A monologue from the screenplay by Mario Puzo & Francis Ford Coppola. You know what it said? On Doctor Who, when the Doctor gave this iconic speech about war and how it only creates a cruel world. to safeguard thine own life,The best way is to venge my Gloucesters death. I have a fabulous collection of stamps, as well as a fantastic collection of coins and a simply unbelievable collection of books. It was true for years. It was the first time Id got one over on them. 0000018358 00000 n You see, when the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into thousand of pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. How would I know? 0000014198 00000 n But, they're nearly all dead now. It would be poetic I suppose, but fast, too fast. And in the middle of this burning I am supposed to envision my life, Mary. Hitting her in the face. 0000029527 00000 n A monologue from the play 'Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung you in the Closet . Actually, it started happening last winter. A monologue from the play by Lope De Vega. Read the play here Folger| No Fear Shakespeare, Watch the movie 2010 (Helen Mirren)|2017 (Royal Shakespeare Company). One-two-three one-two-three. boiling?In leads or oils? My mother had had the same exact bathrobe in blue. The lenses were the lenses she had given me for my stamps, So I built it. trailer Im tired of pretending that I cannot continue acting as as if I do not love you. Rather, I shouldnt say suddenly. When I saw that my heart could not protect itself, I myself gave away that which I did not dare to take; and I put, in place of my self, Chimne in its fetters, and I kindled their passions [lit. You just came home in time for the funerals, Stella. that bed, that womb,That metal, that self-mould, that fashiond theeMade him a man; and though thou livest and breathest,Yet art thou slain in him: thou dost consentIn some large measure to thy fathers death,In that thou seest thy wretched brother die,Who was the model of thy fathers life.Call it not patience, Gaunt; it is despair:In suffering thus thy brother to be slaughterd,Thou showest the naked pathway to thy life,Teaching stern murder how to butcher thee:That which in mean men we intitle patienceIs pale cold cowardice in noble breasts.What shall I say? sighs] must my heart prepare itself, if, after such a long, painful struggle. 0000019764 00000 n and and I could see! 0000012401 00000 n Poor princess! And everything would have been different. The Long Goodbye, was that it? Yea, like some witch,She drugs the cup of wrath, that slays her lord,With double deathhis recompense for me!Ay, tis for me, the prey he bore from Troy,That she hath sworn his death, and edged the steel!Ye wands, ye wreaths that cling around my neck,Ye showed me prophetess yet scorned of allI stamp you into death, or eer I dieDown, to destruction! But what does it mean the right man? Select Page. . 0000007858 00000 n (Beat.) Monologue script for practice on your own. SEVEN ARTS / RAY STARK In Association With PARAMOUNT PICTURES Presents/ Oh Dad,/ Poor Dad,/ Mamma's Hung You/ In The Closet/ And I'm Feelin'/ So Sad/ [credit block]. Gender: Female Age Range: Kids Summary: Hallie has just comes up with a "brilliant" idea on how to switch places with her sister, Annie. You know what? I will count every minute that the kids are away from here, away from you, as a victory. I cant go to the police. Im Han Nguyen born in Saigon, daughter of Le and Bin Nguyen. Oh, Michael. Out here, love burns through you like a fever. %%EOF I fed her at my own breast even though they told me to give her to the wet nurse. Featuring Robin Reck, Tony Strowd, Emery Erin, Manolo Santalla, Anna Lynch, Jorge A. Silva, Brian David Clarke, Andrew Quilpa, and Chema Pineda-Fernndez. Pitiless fate, whose severity separates my glory and my desires! I tried to run away, but Renly Baratheon took me in his arms. Lets finally guarantee its rights to all of our citizens. She was a schoolteacher named Mary May. Just peace. If by your art, my dearest father, you havePut the wild waters in this roar, allay them.The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch,But that the sea, mounting to the welkins cheek,Dashes the fire out. Every single of my exs, theyre now married! I dont feel anything. Your daughter will die here in this cell and youll be here watching as she does, youll be here the rest of your days. 0000036526 00000 n Theyre nasty little sh*ts and nasty little sh*ts arent worth crying over.. Who knows? There is only one other person inside the storean elderly woman, who is busying herself with watering the plants near the counter and register. 0000016280 00000 n A domineering mother and her sheltered son fly face first into love, murder, and the meaning of family in this black comedy based on Arthur Kopit's Broadway play. You said, lets talk truthfully, even shamelessly, then! We must never let them take it from us. Ive coerced witnesses, got clients to lie on the stand, bullied students to tears, manipulated jurors like you. The principal roles were originated on Broadway by Hermione Gingold (Madame Rosepettle), Sam Waterston (Jonathan, her awkward son), Alix Elias (Rosalie, seductive babysitter), and Sndor Szab (Commodore Roseabove). And the fantasy of right and wrong. There are no consequences there. Whenever I wanted something I could here that voice telling me to stop, to be careful, to live most of my life unlived. 0000023712 00000 n No matter what I do I dont feel anything. 0000020058 00000 n Such ideas come to me in the evening when I cant go to sleep. . More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue I mean, theres nothing else to say, you know? We love whom we love. 0000029830 00000 n Stealing from my mom. 0000018052 00000 n Just the crackle of his belt or rise in his voice was enough to make me shake like a leaf. Id only trip on it now! 0000032732 00000 n You neednt try to comfort me. . Peter Pan Audition Monologues Please prepare one of the following monologues for your audition. 0000010979 00000 n Where criminality is confused with mental health? My siblings left the kitchen. "What fire is in mine ears?" - Beatrice - Much Ado About Nothing He who least regardsSuch brainsick fantasies lives most at ease. I cant stop laundering your money. said], that the choice of [a warrior of] such rare merit should cost my passion such great anguish? . . Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad is a 1967 American black comedy film directed by Richard Quine, based on the 1962 play Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad: A Pseudoclassical Tragifarce in a Bastard French Tradition by Arthur L. Kopit. (talking, through tears, about the last minutes with Shelby) I stayed there. Wed laugh about how great our lives turned out and make plans for the things we were still going to do. Dont stare too long. And funerals are pretty compared to deaths. 0000023034 00000 n Now, I hear theyre wondering if maybe it was a student of Tims seeking revenge or something. meed of ill.Or, with no mark of honour, silently,For so my father perished, shall I pourThese offerings, potion to be drunk by earth,Then, tossing oer my head the lustral urn,(As one who loathd refuse forth has cast,)With eyes averted, back retrace my steps?Be ye partakers in my counsel, friends,For in this house one common hate we share.Through fear hide not the feelings of your heart;For what is destined waits alike the freeAnd him oermastered by anothers hand;If ye have aught more wise to urge, say on. A monologue from the play 'Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung you in the Closet and I'm Feelin' so Sad' by Arthur L. Kopit. I hope that the world turns and that things get better. Now youre supposed to be here, but youre gone at the same time, sort of like . Like it was all some elaborate scheme I thought up. A monologue from the screenplay by Robert Harling. And it just started, like, this avalanche of sh*t, about maybe I deserve it. 0000040499 00000 n I was fine, until I read your f***ing book! After having conquered two kings, couldst thou fail in obtaining a crown? A son! My mom kissing me on the forehead, and . I still dont understand it. In my fiction I was everywhere, and I didnt like that." What, do you tremble? 0000024288 00000 n But Im done. Am I bothering you? And I had it killed because this must all end! (beat). []. And that is my story! . I hope that, whoever you are, you escape this place. She nods and bows in Renjun's direction when he enters, but otherwise keeps to herself at the corner. Understand, Sharona had to die in a fire in order for Undine to live. That should not be up to anyone else. You have no idea what that means. Each finger, my palms, my thumbs. "You can catch all the drama on the new Bravo hit 'The Real House Guys of DC,'" the "Late Show" host joked For many years I blamed this on my moms death. He made you believe that you needed to be without fault in order to be loved. And as long as we turn a blind eye to the pain of those suffering under its oppression, we will never escape those origins. Ma-Mother, she made me feed them im-mediately to her flytraps. that, in noble souls, worth alone ought to arouse passions; and, if my love sought to excuse itself, a thousand famous examples might sanction it. I flunked that part, and if a person isnt right before my eyes, I dont necessarily believe they exist. 0000026286 00000 n And she doesnt want to wash her hair. To give some meaning to our lives. 0000026584 00000 n I love all of you, even the parts that you think are too dark and too shameful. . Nisrine Amine is an actor, writer, producer and Creative Director at PAC. destiny has allowed that love should continue even between two enemies. Lily Dale They Shoot Fat Women (TV) Sisterhood of Traveling Pants Quilters Annie Quilters 2 Quilters 3 Quilters 4 Nuts Oh Dad, Poor Dad Classic Monologues (pre 1904) CLICK HERE FOR THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AYLI = As You Like It MOV = Merchant of Venice R & J = Romeo & Juliet MAAN = Much Ado About nothing What are the chances of that really? 0000032174 00000 n When I wrote a play, I found that I lost myself as Arthur Kopit and I just wrote down what the characters said. I like to think about the life of wine. He is worthy of me, but he belongs to Chimne; the present which I made of him [to her], injures me. I went to a real estate office. Robert Morse (Person depicted) Rosalind Russell (Person depicted) Subjects. I had a therapist once who said that these states will wax and wane. Thinking about my whole life, how . I know! Yes, I remember the long afternoons of our childhood, when I had to stay indoors to practice my music. Ive googled it so many times. Im trying to move beyond it, sometimes I even think I have, but mostly Im not a very good human being. To this day that bathrobe is the only piece of clothing I can actually see in my mind. And I say this at our meetings, and they are all very supportive, but the fire only goes down a little bit. Even Ser Gregor couldnt stop him. New scenes were directed by Alexander Mackendrick. If the pilot had banked left instead of right, if the south had won the war in Vietnam, if the Russians hadnt beat us to the moon. I was meant to burn there, with everything else. ), A couple of weeks ago some people were even saying I had something to do with it. A monologue from the play by Winsome Pinnock. Ist not you?Ist not your high preferment? Maybe I wont be around. nay, gave noticeHe was from thence discharged. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. I should have said so. And when I got married, I threw myself into becoming a Keating, and it was all to create a version of myself that the world would accept. Bide my time. When I was little, my mother used to shake me awake in the middle of the night yelling, It was time to go.. Margaret, that dreadful way! Men are supposed to be made of steel or something. 0000033324 00000 n Suddenly, you find your whole days blending together to create one endless and suffocating loop. Ill tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. I knew about Michelle. His pokes left little indentations all over my body because there was no life in my skin. I was there when this wonderful person drifted into this world, and I was there when she drifted out. I do them, but why should I? I didnt want your son, Michael! Its a reason to get up in the morning. ' Oh Dad , Poor Dad senseless , strange and unforgettable. . 0000008200 00000 n 0000037938 00000 n You really should be in therapy, you know. When I wear my penitential robe Ill be dressed like the queen of the fairies underneath. Oedipus the King 2. Im his only living child, so he wanted to make a good match for me. MONOLOGUES: MONOLOGUES FOR KIDS, PAGE 1 OF 15 . Im your wife, damn it! The truth is, I have no fashion sense never did. 0000016016 00000 n Im not even allowed to have friends over because theyll interfere with her depression. Read the play here Folger|King Henry VIII In Plain & Simple English, Watch the movie The Tudors (2007)|The Six Wives of Henry VIII (1971). They were incredibly proud, and why not? You do a thing long enough, your whole life, I guess . Then you were still, so still. Instead, I stand before you, mask off, to tell you the Gods honest. They took Ruth while she was out buying food. I would have said No, but at least they could have asked!! %PDF-1.6 % So big with it, it couldn't be put in a coffin! 0000034428 00000 n Soon, millions of people will see me and theyll all like me. More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ANDREW: Do you guys know what, uh, what I did to get in here? Madame Rosepettle proclaims that Rosalie has even sexually dallied in the bushes with the oldest of the male children that she supervises.Madame . I wake up and I think.again? There isnt enough pity to go round. Let me help you with this., A monologue from the screenplay by James V. Hart & Michael Goldenberg. I feel completely safe with you. She was always one step ahead of the landlord. You dont feel the cold at my age, specially not in the legs. Tis foolishness, I ween,To overstep in aught the golden mean. Ive never heard anyone say Im happy and actually feel it. Why did I fail? , I haveand to your women, and to your poor, and . Do you think that youre the only one who doesnt get a visit? Then a man weve never met chose to kill him. 0000010702 00000 n (Pause. The play won the contest and an undergraduate production at Harvard, and gained the notice of the Phoenix Theatre in New York. Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I' m Feeling So Sad. . Because this isnt a convention weekend with your secretary, is it? Are you lonely for your long lost family, the one you never really wanted, or do people want families before theyre formed and then freak out that they cant manage them once they get them? Pjsen, som av sin frfattare beskrevs som "en fars i tre scener", handlar om en . I thought about having Ser Gregor crush your skull the way he did Oberyns. 0000025132 00000 n A monologue from the play by Seth Kramer. Sideways 7. xref Character: Andrew Clark is a high school jock who's got issues with his father. Until today. Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad: A Pseudoclassical Tragifarce in a Bastard French Tradition was the first play written by Arthur Kopit. Maybe it wont. My family never owned one either. There would be no way, Michael no way you could ever forgive me not with this Sicilian thing thats been going on for 2,000 years. Life Is A Dream 3. And I understand it less than when I first cast eyes on this place. The physical therapists. 0000040258 00000 n to which of the two oughtest thou to yield obedience? 0000016547 00000 n 0000041477 00000 n Weiss. And I am no murderer. How to Scare Dad. ), Isnt that right? Network 5. 0000028316 00000 n Electric blue. Learn vocabulary, terms, and more with flashcards, games, and other study tools. A monologue from the tv series created by Peter Nowalk. It was a girl. But that morning, I knew that rule was about to be broken. I hurt myself, It doesnt hurt. No books. 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