CJ Field Again, money rules south beach and Miami Beach. If this is your level of professionalism, you are an embarrassment to your profession and you should be fired. Big deal. And plenty of (unfortunate) truths!!! They are known as Spanish-isolated.. else output += unescape(l[i]); //= 0; i=i-1){ //]]> But what is funnier to me was how others took it. miami is full of douchebags If we could hire the Seattle administration these could become the New York city of the tropics! Miami is 1 of the most beautiful places on earth, and will the most messed up places on earth or the same time. is all the same? in 2008 I decided to move my family out of Miami, because I could no longer stand being around idiots, ignorant people, rude people, hurricanes, flakes, fake friends, chest pumping people, etc you name it Though i must say I had some of those traits..I was so blinded by the city that thought I was normal.I must tell all of those who got offendedget out of the denial mode..it is totally true. there are horrible drivers and that oh so annoying cheezeball music in the nightclubs where You walk into fast food restaurant and those people cant speak anything other than spanish. I say after rescuing my family and friends still stuck there familynuke the place and start over. No English at Mcdonalds, even in Miami. No bro. Shawn Wilson You read that right, 190+. And i know it difficult to believe but A SPELL CASTER Dr iayaryi really made my life much better because he gave me my family back. Never mind the little gnats and bugs and mosquitos that eat you alive and stick to all your sweaty pores. Miamiporra Worst city in North America. I hope you get out soon or have already left! They have latins in government jobs,such as DMV who do not speak English well. You massacred Native Americans who lived here and thought it was perfectly fine to gather the remaining few and give them a tiny piece of land where they were to remain for the rest of time. says: its sad but true. David Jalieh 5. If the internet has taught me anything, Miami seems like a shit place to live, Its full of giant invasive iguanas, expensive drinks, and the worst drivers youll ever meet. Too many ex and future convicts ruining the beautiful landscape. I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. It is what it is. Like any other major city in America, I would say Miami should be a Try it before you buy it. You need to visit Miami for at least 2 weeks before you decide to relocate here. says: THANKS TO DR BENEDICT FOR SOLVING MY PROBLEMS. says: LMBCLT Miami is a dream compared to Israel. //= 0; i=i-1){ //]]> 17. If you do not speak Spanish, you can forget about making a living here. says: Hello every body. (I have an uncle who still has a thick Spanglish accent as if he just recently came from Cuba instead of in 76 who SWEARS Miami is the bestand yet has only been to El Paso, TX and boasts about FIU as if its the new Yale.) says: Also, back in the 70s, Miami was full of whites and Cubansvery few other minorities and ethnicities. Cuban Americans in general, earn a higher income than Anglo-whites / Caucasians, and we have a higher % of college grads per capita, than Caucasians: Political scientist and journalist Michael Barone estimates that it usually takes about 80 years for members of an immigrant group to fully converge to the American mainstream. No offense to anybody who loves Miami Beach, but just not for me! ABORT MISSION. Rick Yes there are some folk here who have class and some level of intelligence, and I applaud those who put up with the bullshit. Deberas irte a vivir a Marte por ser un inadaptado social. } If not, you might just love it. are wonderful people. He expects something in return for his basic human social skills. //]]> Jobs ARE hard to find, IF you are uneducated- or have a bachelors in Hospitality and Management or Business. LP says: This article is irrelevant. I can only agree with about 40% of this article. Miami is the Tropical Latino version of The Jersey Shore. And to the readers who loved this article so much GTFO. Mona document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_97n8EOnKeK').innerHTML = output; I moved here over 10 years ago, and can tell you, this article is COMPLETELY true. carmencita perez WebMy definition of a douchebag is someone who goes around and thinks their morally better than someone else because they don't care as much about material things or how they Fortran Computerson (10) If you cant be able to satisfy your wife Just curious what your definition is. for helping me by placing a sweet smile on my face win his wonderful charming spell, after reading a lot of testimonies about Therapist Oniha on papers i wrote him immediately and told him to help me restore my marriage as my home have been scattered for 2yrs, He replied my email and told me to send my name and my husband name and some other info, which i did Therapist Oniha said all my problems will be solve the moment i did all he ask from me in the next 48hrs,i was so surprise when he said that to me but with hope i slept and on the 3rd day Johnson called asking for forgiveness,begin me to pack my things to his place to forget all he has done to make me unhappy, i was so shocked its was just like a magical dream,it has been 4 years now since my reunion with my husband johnson,he has been the best ever since our reunion with the help of Therapist Oniha of the . [CDATA[ I was in a sexual relationship with my ex-boyfriend for 5 years, we had rocky start for good 4 years then our relationship grew stronger and we were so happy and even planned to get married until he & my Mum had a blew, Mum called him awful names because he did not have a well-paying job. Also in terms of geography and demographics it would be help to understand the history of Miami - look there are a lot hispanics here yes just like you will find a lot jews and Eastern European immigrants. (3) If you want a child. Evalin Grishem for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Why do these Hispanic discriminate Americans from up north who do not speak Spanish? JC So if you deluded rednecks want to come here and hate Miami, then leave. I would never live there. Support company's philosophy and company culture through the use of "The Biltmore Legend" on harry tina //]]> Northern Virginia is beautiful. says: I know what Matt Melzer is up to he knows its getting too crowded, and he wants to make sure nobody else moves here so we have it to ourselves. and testimony here I was married for 3years to my husband and all of a Im coming back HOME!!!! One thing to underscore is that there generalities can be applied to a lot places outside Miami so these characteristics are not exclusive to this particular location. var output = ''; You are a gagging knuckle-dragger. Just clubs. Just so they didnt feel unfulfilled, we spent a couple hours in South Beach towards the end of their stay. Laurel I guess thats what happens when individuals can graduate high school in Florida and still score so poorly on their FCAT. but lets be honest if your female your vain most likely you will love miami. HA! Web1100 S Miami Ave #1810 is a 1,165 square foot condo with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. What I am saying is that on the U.S./Mexico border you will find more English-literate people per capita than you find in Miami-Dade County. says: poor matt ,sorry your having such a tough time.You should follow Gods path for you & He will introduce you to a whole new life in Beautiful Miami with new friends who will not treat you so bad .You will not want the secular lifestyle nor have a taste for liquor or anything that pollutes your perception of life .Turn to Jesus & He will make you new. Horrible. Theres still great people everywhere, though. Seriously, dude, chill. Take it the way it is. Jobs that dont pay or no jobs, leased luxury cars, nobody works and lives with their parents. Growing up in Miami, I can relate to this post and just find it funny. time. /S, Lived in south Florida my whole life and I can say with absolute certainty that this is 100% accurate. i laugh more. He told me by two that days time he will re-unite he meet me before he will have rest and my husband together. Large fleet of new motor coaches, tour It was a hard lesson to learn. I notice that he no longer light up when i touch him or kiss him in his neck and his chest cos he really liked it when i did that, he also usually get naked in front of me but when he started seeing that woman he stopped it. My company constantly makes endowments to some poor sectors of Miami in where Cubans are the poorest. says: I dont care where youre from, Miami is filled with morons. I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do, Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my boyfriend who didnt call me for the past (11 Months),gave me a call in just 2 days, my boyfriend came back to me. But yes, you are overall spot on! I thought it wont work but i just tried to give this man a chance and i ordered a LOVE SPELL. Yes. As for clubs, sports bars, etc its a business, if they can away with water down drinks, smaller portions and charging a lot, salted peanuts to make people thirsty and order more drinks, its nothing that really hasnt been happening since dawn of bars. This is one of those cities where a family of 10 packs into a tiny 1 bedroom apartment because the cost of living is so high. else output += unescape(l[i]); Those intellectuals want their lawns mowed and their houses cleaned for the cheapest price possible so they welcome undocumented people. But with so many immigants, its hard to pull people into the 21st century. I thought I was about to live out a dream when I saw the sign that reads Entering Miami-Dade County, boy was I wrong. says: I readat the beach. Whats the problem about cubans? says: This is the most brilliant article Ive read in a while!!! And yes you knew this before arriving here with your 5 suitcases and $100 dollars in your pocket. says: I find it very interesting how Miami residents that have never been outside the figurative walls of Miami-Dade County continuously defend the Hispanic ethnicity as being many. Words are simiply not enough to say thank you. WebGQ recently released its "heavily researched, possibly stereotypey" guide to our nation's "Ivoriest Towers of douchery." Keeping this in mind, things arent going to change here any time soon. //--> document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_VDQ79rYwf4').innerHTML = output; In my local community (and South Florida is rich with unique local communities) we raised over $20,000 for the materials. Proud to be in a gold prison, that is something special. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; says: I was born and raised in Miami, parents are Cuban and moved when I was 26. If it did, there would be a mass exodus out of Florida. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/10-rudest-cities-in-ameri_n_810983.html#s226171&title=4_Miami, Rudest drivers 2 years in a row: My name is Evalin Grishem, my family and i live together live in USA. Marta Magellan I also had a lot of bad things to say until I moved. If youre an engineer, there are endless opportunities in aviation, biomedical, electrical, mechanical, and even systems engineering. Escape while you can! If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems for you. WebCOMEDY 2011 TV-MA L 99min. Many years later and numerous immigrant groups later, many of the new Cubans coming over now (my extended family included) are not nearly as hard working since they have only lived under Communist rule with no real drive to accomplish anything. If you came here for a week and thought Miami was your new home, heres 25 realities you need to accept before you make our skyline your background on Facebook (even though you probably already have). We took them to the Keys instead. I am 1/2 Hispanic AND Spanish is my 1st language. says: FOR EVERY THING TO WORK FOR YOU IS GOING TO COST YOU $350. When you understand that we are all citizens of the world , youll understand we all live in the same god damn planet , and besides all apparent differences, we are just like each other and we need each other. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_J31UlLfiNQ').innerHTML = output; 5. (17) Case solve says: Hello Im 25 years old. Miami is full of people who are vain and fake. Oh im sorry im running on cuban time. Federal authorities, in July of 2010 in conjunction with the first Healthcare Fraud Summit (taking place, rather symbolically, in Miami), led a crackdown in the 5 major U.S. cities that have the dubious recognition of being the largest Medicare fraud perpetrators: Miami, Brooklyn, Baton Rouge, Detroit, and Houston. Joe Fernandez Nobody moves fast If you enjoy listening to the lady at the front of the checkout line discuss her entire family with the cashier, this actually wont bother you. NO . //Miami douchebags illegally blocking the only road in the Florida